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Tax Sayings
Date: Sent Monday, April 15, 2024
Category: None
Rating: 3.91/5 (43 votes)
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For every tax problem there is a solution which is straightforward, uncomplicated and wrong.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

How do you know if you have a good tax accountant? They have a loophole named after them.

What's the difference between death and taxes? Congress doesn't meet every year to make death more complicated.

Ever wonder how Form 1040 got its name? For every $50 you earn, you get $10, they get $40.

Some say that nobody should keep too much to themselves. The IRS feels the exact same way.

Where there's a will, there's a tax shelter.

Welcome to the Accounting department, where everybody counts.

Accountants never die, they just get depreciated.

They say there are 3 types of accountants. Those who can count, and those who can't.

Received from Colin Smith.


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