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You Know You're Too Intense When...
Date: Sent Thursday, May 16, 2024
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Rating: 1.64/5 (42 votes)
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~ You can achieve a "runner's high" by sitting up.

~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.

~ The sun is SO loud.

~ Trees begin chasing you.

~ You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

~ You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

~ You can hear mimes.

~ You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

~ Things become "very clear."

~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.

~ You ask the drive-through attendant if you can get your order to go.

~ You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are the only one in the room.

~ Your heart beats in 7/8 time.

~ You and Reality file for divorce.

~ You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

~ You can skip without a rope.

~ It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

~ You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything Else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.

~ You can travel without moving.

~ Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

~ You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before...

~ Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

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