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Saturday, September 7, 2024 |
You Know You're Too Intense When... ![](/images/stars/star_10.png) ![](/images/stars/star_04.png) ![](/images/stars/star_00.png) ![](/images/stars/star_00.png) ![](/images/stars/star_00.png) Date: Sent Thursday, May 16, 2024 Category: None | Rating: 1.42/5 (50 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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~ You can achieve a "runner's high" by sitting up.
~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
~ The sun is SO loud.
~ Trees begin chasing you.
~ You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
~ You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
~ You can hear mimes.
~ You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
~ Things become "very clear."
~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
~ You ask the drive-through attendant if you can get your order to go.
~ You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are the only one in the room.
~ Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
~ You and Reality file for divorce.
~ You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
~ You can skip without a rope.
~ It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
~ You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything Else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow
disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
~ You can travel without moving.
~ Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
~ You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before...
~ Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
Received from Mikey's Funnies.
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