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Red Skelton Quotes
Date: Sent Tuesday, May 21, 2024
Category: None
Rating: 3.92/5 (36 votes)
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.

Received from Wayne Onaka.


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