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Red Skelton Quotes ![](/images/stars/star_10.png) ![](/images/stars/star_10.png) ![](/images/stars/star_10.png) ![](/images/stars/star_09.png) ![](/images/stars/star_00.png) Date: Sent Tuesday, May 21, 2024 Category: None | Rating: 3.92/5 (36 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room.
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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