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Redecorating Bathroom Date: Sent Wednesday, June 5, 2024 Category: None

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While redecorating my bathroom, I phoned a shop to see if it stocked a particular model of toilet.

"We haven't got one here," said the clerk.

"Oh, no," I said crestfallen. His number had been the fourth one I'd called.

"Hang on," he added helpfully. "I'll contact our other outlets to see if there's anybody out there sitting on one."

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