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Funny Shorts Date: Sent Monday, June 24, 2024 Category: None

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When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day, sometimes in the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when we found out there was a bus.

"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home." - Gene Perret

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city." - George Burns

"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days." - Garrison Kielor

Source: Jokeworm's Quotes

Received from Richard G Wimer.