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Dental Appointment Date: Sent Tuesday, July 30, 2024 Category: None

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I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm.........or could he???

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School .

"Yes. Yes, I did. I had a Mustang." He gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1976. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled man asked,

"What did you teach?"

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