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Garage Sale Date: Sent Monday, September 23, 2024 Category: None

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I took four tires to a friend's garage sale and was asking $35 apiece. I needed to leave for a few minutes, so I asked him to watch them for me.

"Sure," he said, "but if someone offers less, how low are you willing to go?"

"Try for more, but I will accept $20," I said, and left.

When I returned, my tires were gone. "How much did you get for them?" I asked excitedly.

"Twenty dollars each."

"Who bought them?"

"I did!"

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.