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At the Renaissance Fair Date: Sent Monday, September 2, 2024 Category: None

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I was in line at the souvenir booth of a Renaissance Fair when a man asked the clerk, "Do you sell sunglasses?"

"Alas, yeoman," she answered in her best fake old English, "colored bits of glass suspended before the eyes were not invented until after the Renaissance, so those are not goods we purvey."

As he began to turn away, ye olde Renaissance clerk added, "But we do carry baseball caps with our logo on them."

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.