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Car 34 Date: Sent Thursday, September 5, 2024 Category: None

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A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency and he leaves the scanner on all the time.

One morning while making his bed, he heard the dispatcher say,

"Car 34, there is a 17-foot boa constrictor in someone's front yard. The resident wants a police officer to come and remove it."

There was a long pause, then some static.

Slowly, a voice said, "Uh ... We can't get the car started."

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.