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Safety, safety, safety. Date: Sent Thursday, October 4, 2001 Category: None

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(Another GCFL member original.)

This really happened...

My wife and I had taken our two children to a popular children's movie and the theatre was filling up. Just before the movie started, another family with small children came in and the only remaining seats were in the very front row.

As the father was coaxing his children to walk across the row to sit down, a now quiet and dark theatre heard one child plainly say, "But Dad, we can't sit in front. What about the air bags?"

Received from Steve Auld, Charlotte, NC.