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Quotes from Jay Leno Date: Sent Tuesday, October 1, 2024 Category: None

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This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people."

Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.

A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up.

A German psychologist says that women talk more than men because they have a bigger vocabulary. But, it evens out because men only listen half the time.

Researchers found a frog in new guinea that is so tiny, they believe it's the smallest vertebrate on the planet. It has the tiniest backbone of any living creature, except members of Congress.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag.

The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?

According to a new poll, fifty percent of Americans think the country is divided. The other fifty percent think it isn't.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England."

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.