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Monday, November 4, 2024 |
Puns of the Weak Date: Sent Wednesday, October 23, 2024 Category: None | Rating: 2.71/5 (34 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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It's been said that anyone can become president of the United States. Jefferson did it. Nixon did it. Truman did it. Apparently any Tom, Dick, and
Harry can be president! (Richard Lederer)
Two attractive female birds were showing off in front of some males. Both had spent two hours at the hairdresser, but it was the curly bird that got
the perm.
How would you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
Answer : One Word
A friend's daughter, Callie, had enrolled in a Spanish class taught by an Hispanic teacher. "I'm not familiar with that name," he said. "Does it start
with a K?" She replied, "C." Ever since, he has spelled her name "Kallie."
Today a riot broke out at the Grand theatre, Wolverhampton, England during the performance of a pantomime held on behalf of Paranoids Anonymous. The
trouble started when someone shouted: "He's behind you!"
Received from Stan Kegel.
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