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Wednesday, November 12, 2025 |
Patriotic songs & Too Tight   
Date: Sent Monday, October 8, 2001
Category: None | Rating: 3.75/5 (113 votes)
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I thought this might fit along the same lines as your other funnies this week.
I have been teaching patriotic songs to my children over the past few weeks. In a moment of inspiration, my 5 year old daughter belted out, "O
beautiful, our spaceship guys..."
Received from Janet Shell, Michigan.
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When my daughter came home from the first day of second grade, she had a complaint.
"Mom, my shoes are too tight," she said. "They're cutting off my calculation."
Received from Lynette Hendricks.
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