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Friday, December 13, 2024 |
Veterans Day Short Ones Date: Sent Monday, November 11, 2024 Category: None | Rating: 2.68/5 (28 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?
There were too many vets.
Did you hear about the soldier who snuck behind enemy lines disguised as a Christmas tree?
He was a decorated veteran.
Why do WWI veterans dislike golf?
They always end up in the bunker.
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come
and dance on my grave."
The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge, no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"
What do you call a veteran working at a sandwich shop?
A submarine.
What do menopausal veterans get?
Hot flashbacks.
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