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Erma Bombeck on Parenting Date: Sent Thursday, January 30, 2025 Category: None

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Grand-parenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.

Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say "What light?" and two more to say "I didn't turn it on."

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us.

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Received from Wayne Onaka.