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Sunday, February 16, 2025 |
Health Tips      Date: Sent Wednesday, February 5, 2025 Category: None | Rating: 3.05/5 (39 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
Hattie: For better digestion, I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
For low blood pressure, I drink red wine.
In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.
Reporter: When do you drink water?
Hattie: I've never been that sick!!
Received from Steve Sanderson.
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