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Friday, April 18, 2025 |
Oscar Wilde Quotes   
Date: Sent Wednesday, February 12, 2025
Category: None | Rating: 3.87/5 (45 votes)
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Be yourself; everyone else is taken.
With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.
The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Nature: a place where birds fly around uncooked.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.
A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.
If you cannot prove a man wrong, don't panic. You can always call him names.
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he won't expect it back.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Life is too short to learn German.
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- From AZquotes.com
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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