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I don't want a baby Date: Sent Friday, October 19, 2001 Category: None

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We were expecting a baby at any time at our house. My four-year-old daughter was excited to be getting a new brother, but my two-year-old son wanted nothing to do with it.

He kept saying, "I don't want a baby." We wondered if he knew what he was talking about though, because every time the doorbell would ring he would run to the door, shouting, "The baby is here, the baby is here!"

Received from Hans Henriksen.