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Saturday, March 29, 2025 |
Terry Pratchett Quotes   
Date: Sent Tuesday, March 18, 2025
Category: None | Rating: 3.61/5 (41 votes)
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When you look into the abyss, it's not supposed to wave back.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall the universe and reboot.
It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works.
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
In the beginning, there was nothing--which exploded.
Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order because it is better organized.
He's out of his depth on a wet pavement.
Just because things are obvious doesn't mean they're true.
Two types of people laugh at the law: those who break it and those who make it.
It is often said that before you die, your life passes before your eyes. This is, in fact, true--it's called living.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Adventure! People talk about the idea as if it were something worthwhile rather than a mess of bad food, no sleep, and strange people inexplicably
trying to stick pointed objects into bits of you.
There is always time for another last minute.
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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