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Saturday, April 12, 2025 |
Lily Tomlin Quotes   
Date: Sent Thursday, April 10, 2025
Category: None | Rating: 3.48/5 (23 votes)
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No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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