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First Child Date: Sent Monday, April 28, 2025 Category: None

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My wife and I - both graduate students - recently celebrated the arrival of our first child. At my wife's insistence, we had paid our entire medical bill and were now worried about meeting other payments.

We were discussing our sad financial situation one evening when our son demanded a diaper change. As my wife leaned over the baby's crib, I heard her mutter, "The only thing in the house that's paid for, and it leaks."

Received from Steve Sanderson.