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A Couple of Punnies
Date: Sent Wednesday, May 14, 2025
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To get her way, a spoiled brat usually succeeded by going into a sobbing fit. When this didn't work, she burst into a fit of rage. To shut her up, her parents often gave in to one of these tantrums and let her have what she wanted. You see, she had remembered her parents telling her that "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again." In her case, she cleverly switched gears from out of the crying plan and into the ire . (Tyler Kaus)

When young David was asked by his father to say the evening prayer, he realized he didn't have his head covered... so he asked his little brother Henry to rest a hand on his head until prayers were over. Henry grew impatient after a few minutes and he removed his hand. The father said, "This is important... put your hand back on his head!" to which Henry exclaimed, "What, am I my brother's kippah?" (Kippah: Yarmulke or skullcap)

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