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Bob Hope Quotes Date: Sent Monday, June 9, 2025 Category: None

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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.