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Stupid Halloween jokes Date: Sent Wednesday, October 31, 2001 Category: None

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Q. What would you do if a witch, an alien, Count Dracula and Frankenstein were at your door?
A. Hope it was Halloween.

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A. No body

Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A. Bone appetite!

Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Dayscare centers

Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Moans.

Received from Joe Bob.