View Funnies	Saturday, July 12, 2025

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

Three Wishes Date: Sent Wednesday, July 9, 2025 Category: None

Rating: 3.68/5 (25 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

This guy was walking along the beach one day and ran across a lamp. He picked it up a rubbed it and a genie popped out. The genie told him he would grant the man three wishes.

"First," the guy began, "I'd like a million dollars."

POOF! A million dollars was suddenly piled around his feet.

"Second," he continued, "I'd like a new Mercedes."

POOF! A Mercedes appeared right in front of him, engine idling. The man threw the money in the car ready to drive off to the bank.

"Wait," the genie called, "You have one more wish!"

The guy smirked, "I'd like to be irresistible to women."

POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

Received from Merry Hearts.