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Friday, July 18, 2025 |
The Sharp Wit of Dorothy Parker   
Date: Sent Friday, July 18, 2025
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements
of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they're happy.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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