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Billy Crystal Quotes Date: Sent Tuesday, July 29, 2025 Category: None

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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.

I'm married - I've caught my limit.

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.