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Bob Newhart Quotes Date: Sent Tuesday, August 5, 2025 Category: None

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means "put down."

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

A collision is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.