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The Pope in the USA Date: Sent Monday, February 2, 2026 Category: None

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When the Pope was in the USA recently, he was being driven in a large white limousine to mass. The chauffeur drove very slow and the pope got impatient.

"Listen driver, I don't want to be late for mass. Can't you drive a bit faster?"

"Sorry Sir, but I have been caught speeding recently and I will lose my license, if I am caught again." replied the driver.

"Ok," said the pope. "You get in the back here and I will drive. Nobody has ever given me a speeding ticket."

They changed places and the pope sped down the motorway. Moments later a patrol car chased after the limousine. The pope pulled over and when the officer, a young rookie cop, stepped up to the drivers door wound down the window and just smiled at him.

"Please wait a moment," said the cop, went back to his patrol car and radioed his supervisor.

"I have just stopped a speeding limousine with a VIP. What shall I do?" he asked.

"If it is the mayor, just give him a ticket"

"No Sir, it is somebody more important than the mayor."

"If it's the governor, tell him your just doing your duty and ask him not to speed."

"It's somebody more important than the governor."

"The President? Is the President in town? Why wasn't I told?"

"Sorry, but it is not the President. It's somebody more important!"

"Who is it? More important than the President? Who is more important than the President?," shouted the supervisor.

"I don't know who it is, but the Pope is his chauffeur!"

Received from Andy Hardy.