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Wed, 12 Aug 2026 08:52:26 +0000 |
Quickies      Date: Sent Wednesday, August 12, 2026 Category: None | Rating: 5.00/5 (3 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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I saw an online ad: "For Sale - One York Peppermint Patty. Mint Condition."
Sign at a propane filling station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
On the church questionnaire, the elderly lady filled out all but the address; when it came to 'zip,' she wrote, 'Normal for my age.'
A chrysanthemum by any other name would be much easier to spell.
Why is it that whenever we bounce a check, the bank will charge us more of what they already know we don't have?
Ever notice how kids learn to drive a car in no time, but cannot understand the workings of the lawn mower, snow blower, or vacuum cleaner?
Received from DaMouseTracks.
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