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Benjamin Franklin Quotes
Date: Sent Friday, April 18, 2025
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War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

If everyone is thinking alike, then no one is thinking.

Make yourself sheep and the wolves will eat you.

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes

There are many roads to success, but only one sure road to failure; and that is to try to please everyone else.

Well done is better than well said.

The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.

Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.

Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who kept their swords.

Common sense is something that everyone needs, few have, and none think they lack.

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

The person who knows HOW will always have a job, but the person who knows WHY will always be the boss.

When the well is dry, we know the worth of water.

The world is run by the people who show up.

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.

Your argument is sound, nothing but sound.

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

Life's Tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.

- From AZqutotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.


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