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Monday, May 13, 2024

Previous Funny Email to a Friend Archive Index Random Funny Printer friendly Next Funny Leftovers Date: Sent Monday, May 13, 2024 Category: None Rating: 3.84/5 (32 votes) Click a button to cast your vote 0 1 2 3 4 5 Three wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes towards leftovers: "It gets rough," one said. "My husband is a TV producer and he calls them reruns." "You think you have it bad," was the reply. "Mine is a quality control engineer and he calls them rejects!" "That's nothing compared to me," said the third lady. "My husband is a mortician. He calls them remains!" Received from Mikey's Funnies.

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