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The Irish Priest  
Date: Sent Tuesday, May 7, 2024
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man says, "I do, Father."
The priest says, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asks the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," is the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," says the priest.
Then Father Murphy walks up to O'Toole and asks, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole says, "No, I don't, Father."
The priest says, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole says, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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