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Thursday, June 19, 2025 |
Will Rogers Quotes  
Date: Sent Tuesday, June 17, 2025
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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it
right again
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn't know that money trickled up. Give
it to the people at the bottom and the people at the top will have it before night, anyhow. But it will at least have passed through the poor fellow's
hands.
Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
There is one rule that works in every calamity. Be it pestilence, war, or famine, the rich get richer and poor get poorer. The poor even help arrange
it.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
- From AZQuotes.com
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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