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Puppy Humor Date: Sent Wednesday, February 25, 2004 Category: None

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One day another mom that homeschools and I were spending the day together. As the children were playing, we recounted various stories to one another and just enjoyed each other's company.

The subject came up of being frugal and not wasting food. Her face jumped to a story with obvious relevance to this topic, and my three-year-old and I listened intently.

"Angie," she said. "I was grilling hamburgers outside this past summer, and they were just done.... nice and juicy."

She has four children just like me, so I knew she was talking about at least eight hamburgers.

"As I was taking the meat off the grill, it slipped, and all the meat fell into the ashes!! I couldn't just throw them away! So I scooped those puppies up, brought them inside, carefully washed them off, and we ate them! They were just fine. In fact, they tasted great!"

As I was congratulating her on a job well done and a problem successfully overcome, I noticed the distressed look on my young daughter's face.

In total seriousness and quite earnestly she said, "No, we don't eat puppies!! No! We pet puppies!"

Received from kagatts.