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Inspirational Posters Date: Sent Wednesday, August 5, 1998 Category: None

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We've all had bosses who were fond of those inspirational posters that are supposed to make us work harder and not complain about pay. Here are some sayings we'd all really like to see printed on those posters.

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a better job ... someday.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security.

If you think we're a bad company, you should see our competition.

Rome didn't create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those that opposed them.

We put the "k" in "kwality".

Two days without a human rights violation.

Your job is still better than asking, "You want fries with that?"

We build great products when we feel like it and don't have any reason to call in sick.

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Pride. Commitment. Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.

Received from The New Daily Banner.