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Some Camping Tips Date: Sent Thursday, August 6, 1998 Category: None

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When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.

Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.

Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping. Shine a flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, it is OK to go into the woods alone.

You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then breathing on a pile of dry sticks.

In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.

Received from Scott Neville.