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Product Instructions and Warnings
Date: Sent Friday, March 5, 2004
Category: None
Rating: 4.19/5 (141 votes)
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On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On Teco's Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

On Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

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