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Monday, November 17, 2025 |
Modern Lies   
Date: Sent Monday, March 8, 2004
Category: None | Rating: 3.11/5 (133 votes)
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In addition to the old lines about "The check is in the mail" and "Certainly, I'll respect you in the morning," modern events have made for modern
lies to take their place among the classics. Following are some of the "new" classics:
I never inhaled.
I never watch television except PBS.
I will be devoting my life to finding the real killer of my wife Nicole and Ron Goldman.
The engine is supposed to make that noise.
Just take a left after the lights -- you can't miss it.
Don't worry, I can get another 40 miles when the gauge is on "empty."
Just ignore him -- he's never bitten anyone.
It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
You get this one and I'll pay next time.
Received from Best of Humor.
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