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A Well Planned Life? Date: Sent Wednesday, September 15, 2004 Category: None

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/* Sorry I missed yesterday and late today. I've got way too much on my plate at the moment and of course that's the perfect time for the queue to run dry!

GCFL wishes God's blessing on those affected by the hurricanes in America. */

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school. Did you manage to live a well planned life?"

"Yes," said her friend, "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker."

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"

"One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go!"

Received from mlj6686.