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Golfer's Tall Tale Date: Sent Thursday, September 16, 2004 Category: None

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/* Sorry folks, my power is out and might be for some time. I managed to get this email out, but there will probably be nothing for tomorrow. */

A group of golfers were telling tall stories. At last came a veteran's turn. "Well," he said, "I once drove a ball, accidentally of course, through a cottage window. The ball knocked over an oil lamp and the place caught on fire!"

"What did you do?" asked his friends.

"Oh," said the veteran, "I immediately teed another ball, took careful aim, and hit the fire alarm on Main Street. That brought out the fire engine before any major damage was done."

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.