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Some Thanksgiving Groaners Date: Sent Monday, November 22, 2004 Category: None

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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of your pumpkin by it's diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

Ben: One of our pigs was sick so I gave him some sugar.
Dan: Sugar! What for?
Ben: Haven't you ever heard of sugar-cured ham?

Received from Janet Price & The Daily Groaner.