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Talking Turkey Date: Sent Tuesday, November 23, 2004 Category: None

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What does a turkey say? "Gobble, gobble, gobble," right? Not always!


A jewelry-lovin' turkey?
-> "Bauble bauble bauble"


A dyslexic turkey say?
-> "Boggle boggle boggle"


A turkey in the shoe repair shop say?
-> "Cobble cobble cobble"


A turkey with a sore leg say?
-> "Hobble hobble hobble."


A football turkey say?
-> "Huddle, huddle, huddle"


A dieting turkey:
-> "Nibble, nibble nibble."


A turkey who argues a lot:
-> "Squabble squabble squabble."


What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say?
-> "Tweedle beetle paddle battle puddle wobble hobble gobble."


Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went:
-> "Wobble wobble wobble!"

A Turkey looking for something on the Internet?
-> "Google google google!"

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