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Alcohol Warning Labels We SHOULD See Date: Sent Tuesday, December 28, 2004 Category: Silly/Corny, Stupid People

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1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a garbage truck at 100 yards.

2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMACK YOU IN THE HEAD.

4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your rear at the office Christmas party.

6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named "Psycho."

8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you're invisible (or invincible).

9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

Received from Joke du Jour.