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Wednesday, January 22, 2025 |
Last Puns of the Year   
Date: Sent Wednesday, December 29, 2004
Category: Puns | Rating: 2.23/5 (220 votes)
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A couple months ago, I entered a contest and ended up winning a few acres of swamp land below the flood plane in Mississippi. Before I knew it, right
after that I won a $250,000 house, so naturally I built it on my new land. Last week, I won enough money in the lottery to quit my job and move down
there for good. And just last night, as I sat on my new porch watching the rain and listening to the thunder, it all started to sink in.
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My son, Ken, was married yesterday. I heard him tell his bride, Caryn, that his ring was so tight it was cutting off his circulation. She replied,
"That's what it is supposed to do."
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Have you heard about the pharmaceutical company that developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent? The
FDA refused to license it. Seems it was habit forming.
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The policeman couldn't believe his eyes when he saw a woman drive past him on the freeway, busily knitting. Quickly he pulled alongside the vehicle,
rolled down his window and shouted, "Pull over!" "No," the women yelled back cheerfully, "Socks!"
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I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" I went up to the nurse and
asked her what was going on. She told me that the doctor liked to call the shots around here.
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The chef at a family-run restaurant had broken her leg and came into our insurance office to file a disability claim. As I scanned the claim form, I
did a double take. Under "Reason unable to work," she wrote: "Can't stand to cook."
Received from Stan Kegel.
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