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Some Quickies (Punny Wendesday)   
Date: Sent Wednesday, February 16, 2005
Category: Puns | Rating: 1.87/5 (431 votes)
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John: Did you hear about the tire that had a nervous breakdown?
Larry: No! Tell me about it.
John: It just couldn't take any more pressure.
--- GCFL ---
John: Did you hear about the blonde farmer who ran a steamroller over
his field of potatoes?
Larry: No! Why would he do that?
John: He wanted to make mashed potatoes.
--- GCFL ---
John: What did the judge say when a skunk wandered into the courtroom?
Larry: I give up, what?
John: He banged his gavel and said, "Odor in the courtroom!"
--- GCFL ---
"I give up!" the little boy said while kneeling in prayer beside his bed. "Art doesn't listen to me at all."
"Art? Art who?" asked his bewildered mom.
"Art in Heaven," said the boy.
Received from Andychaps The Funnies.
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