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Several Short Ones Date: Sent Wednesday, January 11, 2006 Category: Kids

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JUST CURIOUS

Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, "Thirty-nine and holding."

Johnny thought for a moment and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"


THE TITHING

A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, "Don't pay for me, Daddy. I'm under five."


THE BLESSING

The Sunday school teacher asked, "Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?"

"No sir," he replied. "We don't have to. My mom is a good cook!"

Received from Diana Morris.