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Puns of the Weak Date: Sent Wednesday, October 30, 2024 Category: None

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I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. (Groucho Marx)

Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs.

If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock?

Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.

If a lawyer can be disbarred can a musician be denoted or a model deposed?

Why should lawyers be buried 100 feet deep? Because deep down, they're really good people.

Are evil wildebeests bad gnus?

Received from Stan Kegel.