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Golf Quotes Date: Sent Monday, May 12, 2025 Category: None

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Isn't golf a wonderful game? I still get upset over a bad shot. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I think what a beautiful day it is. Then I take a deep breath. That's what gives me the strength to break the club. - Bob Hope

"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods." - Jeff Foxworthy (Comedian)

"The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest golf cart never has to play the bad lie." - Mickey Mantle (Professional Baseball Player)