Roughly twice a year--right around the time you start wondering if we’ve been secretly funded by billionaire llamas--we pop into your inbox with our very humble, very human request:
"Hey... could you spare a buck or two to keep the laughs rolling?"
Now, before you sprint for the unsubscribe button like we just told you it’s broccoli night, please take a deep breath and hear this loud and clear:
GCFL IS, AND WILL ALWAYS REMAIN, 100% FREE!
No subscriptions. No fees. No joke-withholding threats. Just laughs, free for the taking.
Yes, it does cost money to keep GCFL.net online (turns out the Internet isn’t powered by dad jokes--believe me, we tried). But instead of stuffing our emails with annoying ads for miracle hair growth cream and inflatable hot tubs, we simply ask:
If you enjoy what we do, and you're able, toss a few bucks in the GCFL tip jar.
That’s it. If we do our job making you laugh, and enough kind souls pitch in, it all works out.
Since 1996 (yep, we’re older than Google!), GCFL has been dishing out good, clean fun to inboxes around the world. And over all these years, our awesome subscribers—yes, people like YOU—have kept us going strong.
We get heartwarming messages all the time from folks saying GCFL is part of their daily routine, and we’re humbled that our little operation brings joy to readers from age 12 to 101. (True story—we checked.)
So here’s the ask: We’re only requesting a dollar or two. If you can spare it, fantastic. If you can’t, no worries--we’ll keep the laughs coming either way.
If you're feeling generous (or just want to get rid of that crinkled dollar in your sock drawer), here’s how you can help:
So, if you feel so inclined, please send your donation to:
Snail mail:
GCFL
Box 100
Harvest, AL 35749
USA
Cash is totally okay (really—-it’s not sketchy if it’s for jokes). Or make checks out to "GCFL". Either way, toss in your email address so we can say thanks and confirm we got it!
Online (PayPal, debit or credit card) more your style? Sure thing! Use this link:
PayPal Donation Link
Thanks again for helping keep GCFL alive, ad-free, and mildly hilarious.
With gratitude and groan-worthy puns,
John Price
Director of Giggles (a.k.a. GCFL Director)
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